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Anuncia la azafata de un avion por la megafonia al pasaje... - Sras. y Sres. pasajeros, voy a presentarles a nuestra tripulacion... El mecanico Sr. Rodriguez, de la ONCE (y se ve entrar a un ciego pegando bastonazos a diestro y siniestro. La gente se sonrie...) El copiloto Sr. Fernandez, de la ONCE (entra otro ciego tropezando con todo el mundo. La gente se rie a carcajadas...) El piloto comandante Perez, de la ONCE (y entra el ultimo con perro lazarillo y todo. La gente se cae hasta de sus asientos de lo buena que cree la broma.) De repente se encienden los motores y la gente se calla al momento... el avion comienza a moverse y la gente a murmurar... se pone en la cabecera de la pista y comienza a coger velocidad... el pasaje empieza a ponerse histerico... ya casi al final de la pista, algunos pasajeros empiezan a rezar y el resto se ponen a gritar aterrados, entonces el piloto tira de la palanca, el avion se levanta en el ultimo momento, y le dice el copiloto "Macho, el dia que no griten nos vamos a pegar una hooostiaaa...!!.

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New York Times
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Panthers-Wild Sums - New York Times


Panthers-Wild Sums
New York Times
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Lightning-Canadiens Sums - New York Times


Lightning-Canadiens Sums
New York Times
By AP First Period--1, Montreal, Metropolit 15 (Gomez, Spacek), 2:50 (pp). 2, Montreal, Gomez 12, 12:02. Penalties--Tampa Bay bench, served by Fedoruk (too ...

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Stars-Capitals Sums - New York Times


Stars-Capitals Sums
New York Times
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Canucks-Avalanche Sums - New York Times


Canucks-Avalanche Sums
New York Times
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Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ... - VHeadline.com


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Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ...
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What Zapatero has done is to fall for the trap set by the opposition PP and its allies, Venezuela's opposition and the Colombian oligarchy. ...
PP believes Spain should break off relations with Venezuela after links with ETA.Barcelona Reporter
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